
A note from Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times: âA pride of lions ate three poachers who broke into a South African game reserve to hunt rhinoceroses, Newsweek reported. This partial score just in: Lions 3, Raiders 0.â
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Hereâs another report from Perry: “Heretofore doughy Phil Mickelson, via Twitter, after his sister posted a beach photo in which the golfer looks absolutely ripped: âFYI, those weird bumps on the side of my stomach weâve never seen before, Doc called them obliques and said itâs nothing to worry about.â â
Las Vegas bookies have had the most early NFL action on the Chicago Bears and Cleveland Browns. That resulted in this from Janice Hough, aka The Left Coast Sports Babe: âThereâs a reason theyâve been able to afford to build all those amazing resorts.â
Department of Pet Peeves â A couple of submissions from Jack Finarelli, aka The Sports Curmudgeon: 1. âPeople who refer to something as âvery uniqueâ or ârather unique.â Unique doesnât take modifiers easily; something is either âunique’ or it is not. . . . 2. âImply’ and âinferâ arenât synonyms and cannot be used interchangeably.

Congrats to old friend Jim Swanson and the Victoria HarbourCats, who have led baseballâs West Coast League in attendance for a sixth straight season. The HarbourCats had 27 home games in 2019, and drew 62,400 fans for an average of 2,311 per game. Throw in five non-league games, an exhibition game and three playoff games and the total is 79,737. . . . Swanson, a long-time newspaper man before his life-long love affair with baseball took him to Victoria, is the HarbourCatsâ managing partner and general manager.
It is embarrassing the way Canadaâs two sports networks treat MLB fans . . .
On Monday night, TSN scheduled a doubleheader, with the second game to have started three hours after the first one began. Unfortunately for fans, both were ESPN games and ESPN telecasts never end in less than three hours. . . . Of course, TSN does have a bunch of channels â five of them in my house â so when the first game runs late you are free to wonder why the second game doesnât start on another channel, like maybe the one that was showing Sports Centre? . . . Sorry, but I didnât hang around for Yankees and Mariners, the second game, on Monday night. Instead, it was over to the Diamondbacks and Giants with Mike Krukow and Duane Kuiper, two broadcasters who get it right.
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One night later, it was Sportsnetâs turn. On this night, Yankees and Mariners were joined in progress at 8:05 p.m. PT, about an hour after the game had started. . . . There are eight Sportsnet channels on my package â the World Poker Tour was on two of them, Highlights of the Night was on one and Sportsnet Central was on five. . . . No sense treating baseball fans with a modicum of respect and putting the Yankees and Mariners on one of those eight channels at 7 p.m. PT. . . . On top of all that, Sportsnet showed Yankees-Mariners highlights before joining the game in progress at 8:05 p.m., with the New Yorkers leading, 5-0, in the top of the third. . . . Hey, Sporstnet, thanks for the poke in the eye. . . . Hey, Sportsnet, I went back to Twins at White Sox, then to Diamondbacks at Giants.

ICYMI, Sportsnet dumped Nick Kypreos, John Shannon and Doug MacLean from its NHL coverage this week. Don’t worry, though, because Don Cherry still is there, as is Brian Burke. . . . Daren Millard, who was shown the door by Sportsnet last August, was named to the Vegas Golden Knights’ TV team on Thursday.
ICYMI Part 2 . . . Stu MacGregor, who lost his job as the Kamloops Blazersâ general manager after the WHLâs 2018-19 season, now is the Victoria Royalsâ western senior regional scout. Tom Gaglardi, the Blazersâ majority owner, dumped MacGregor in a major reshuffling of deck chairs, and added him to the scouting staff of the NHLâs Dallas Stars, his other toy, er, team. . . . MacGregor lasted one season with the Stars before moving on down the road.
Another WHL note . . . Each August, Alan Caldwell compiles, or attempts to compile, training camp rosters, puts them on spreadsheets, and makes them available to fans. On top of that, he adds and deletes as teams make player moves. . . . After the Kelowna Rockets informed him earlier this week that they wouldnât be making a roster available, someone in the Little Apple took photos of a rosterâ it included last names only â that was posted in the arena and got them to Caldwell. He then was able to put together the Rockets roster that is right here. . . . The surprising thing about all of this is that there was someone in the arena in Kelowna who apparently isnât part of Bruce Hamiltonâs choir.
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Why would a WHL team choose not to release a training camp roster? Other than shortsightedness, who knows? . . . There was a time, more than 20 years ago, when WHL teams sometimes had players in camp under assumed names â hello, Bob Bell! hey there, Connor McRae! â supposedly to allow said players to try to protect their NCAA eligibility. Those days are over, though, so who knows what theyâre afraid of in Kelowna? . . . It is interesting, though, that the WHL has established standards for the arenas in which its teams play â resulting in some cities having to purchase and install new boards, glass and score clocks with video boards â but doesnât have any standards for something as simple as the releasing of training camp rosters.
Hey, Regina . . . Do the math: 910 x $280 is a lot of dough. My wife, Dorothy, had a kidney transplant on Sept. 23, 2013. She is getting ready to take part in her sixth Kidney Walk. Had each of you donated $100 to support her â you can do so right here â you would have saved yourself a lot of money and gotten an income tax receipt. . . . BTW, when did Reginans become wealthy enough to throw away money in this fashion? . . . I wonder if Regina’s distracted drivers are aware that there isn’t a prize for No. 1,000?

while the Victoria Royals have begun life after Griffen Outhouse. . . . The Winterhawks dealt G Shane Farkas, who is to turn 20 on Dec. 1, and a 2019 fifth-round bantam draft pick to the Royals for a fourth-round pick in 2019 and a conditional selection that could end up being in the fourth round in 2020. . . . The 2019 fourth-rounder that the Winterhawks acquired actually originated with them; it went to Victoria in a deal for D Jared Freadrich last summer. . . . The deal leaves Portland with five 20-year-olds on its roster, with F Lane Gilliss, F Jake Gricius, F Josh Paterson and D Matthew Quigley the others. . . .
This season, he finished 30-12-6, 2.71, .906 in 50 regular-season appearances. . . . His departure leaves the Winterhawksâ depth chart with Joel Hofer, who will be 19 on July 30, and Dante Giannuzzi, who is to turn 17 on Sept. 3, at the top of the goaltending section. . . .
Hurricanes for F Alex Thacker. . . . Wilson, from Swift Current, will turn 16 on Oct. 11. He was a sixth-round pick by Lethbridge in the 2018 bantam draft. This season, he had six goals and 17 assists in 36 games with the elite 15s at the Yale Hockey Academy in Abbotsford, B.C. . . . Thacker, 17, is from Fort Saskatchewan, Alta. This season, he had 10 goals and 27 assists in 34 games as he captained the midget AAA Fort Saskatchewan Rangers. He also had one assist in four games with the AJHLâs Whitecourt Wolverines, and was pointless in two games with Swift Current. The Broncos had selected him in the sixth round of the 2017 bantam draft.
exchange for F Fischer OâBrien. . . . Phare, 17, was the 18th-overall selection in the 2017 bantam draft. From Maple Ridge, B.C., he was pointless in 14 games with the Cougars this season. He also had a goal and nine assists in eight games with the prep team at the Delta Hockey Academy, and was pointless in two games with the junior B Ridge Meadow Flames. . . . OâBrien, 16, is from Prince George. Lethbridge picked him in the fifth round of the 2018 bantam draft. Fischer had two goals and five assists in 40 games with the Cariboo Cougars, who won the B.C. Major Midget Hockey League title. His brother, Brogan, played three seasons (2015-18) with the WHLâs Cougars and now is at Carleton U in Ottawa.

Wheat Kings, which leaves them with three goaltenders on their roster. . . . Patera, 6-foot-2 and 210 pounds, was selected by Vegas in the sixth round of the 2017 NHL draft. He played last season with the USHLâs Cedar Rapids RoughRiders. . . . With the CHL lifting its ban on import goaltenders prior to its 2018 import draft, the Wheat Kings selected Patera. . . . Of course, Kelly McCrimmon, the Golden Knightsâ assistant general manager, owns the Wheat Kings. . . . Also on Brandonâs roster are veteran Dylan Myskiw, 19, and freshman Ethan Kruger, who will turn 17 on Sept. 27. Kruger, from Sherwood Park, Alta., was a fifth-round selection in the 2016 bantam draft. . . . While the WHL website shows Patera as having been born on Feb. 16, 2000, he actually was born on Feb. 24, 1999.
operations assistant. Labelle played the past two seasons with the SJHLâs Humboldt Broncos and is a survivor of the April 6 bus crash. . . . From a Blades news release: âFollowing the accident, Xavier spent a considerable amount of time in the hospital recovering from his injuries, which included a fractured skull and concussion, internal bleeding, approximately 20 broken bones (including 13 in his spine), plus nerve damage affecting his legs and left arm.â . . . From Saskatoon, he continues to rehab in his hometown. . . . Labelle attended the Bladesâ training camp on three occasions and also was on their protected list at one time.
Junior Hockey League and the Kamloops Storm, well, I canât imagine it. . . . âItâs a great city and itâs a great hockey market and itâs just a bit of a mess right now,â KIJHL president Larry Martel told Marty Hastings of Kamloops This Week.âAll franchises go up and down. Right now, weâre in a low point in that city.â . . . This is a story that involves charges of tampering, $10,000 in fines, a one-year suspension to one individual, a head coach who has been suspended for 20 games, except, well, it doesnât seem that he really is the head coach. . . . It seems that someone else was named the head coach so that he could take the hit instead of the real head coach. Got that?. . . . Oh, itâs all enough to give you a headache. . . . Check out Hastingsâ complete story
playoff series. We could go on and on, but you get the point.